There’s apparently NOTHING this toilet won’t flush
If pressed, I’d find it difficult to remember the last time I ever tried to flush 18 large hot dogs, but umm, OK we get the metaphor. Even though I don’t overdo it on the tacos, for simple peace of...
View ArticleFlushing 51/4 lbs of Gummy Bears
If the last one was impressive, this is even better. I think it’s safe to say that no living human being would ever represent a “challenge” that this toilet couldn’t meet – effortlessly....
View ArticleNONO change of plan, I want THIS one
FORTY Golf Balls. Dear God…think about this…no, better still watch the video. Even after an awful night of Burritos, Fish Tacos, Chimichangas, Cevice – washed down with Tequila and Guinness (yes I...
View ArticleStar of the show: flushing a 12 inch chocolate Long John
There are no words…I’m sorry, posting this is inordinately difficult owing to constantly doubling up in yet another paroxysm of hysterical laughter. Featuring the unvanquished star of our excretory...
View ArticleWhen you’re fresh out of stuff to flush
AND fresh out of superlatives with which to describe the jaw-dropping flushing power of this toilet, the Metcraft guys come up with what they describe to be a “Huge Lamarrs Long John in there” and...
View ArticleLogistics are key
A dear friend of mine is somewhat incapacitated at present. He is non-ambulatory* and thus is – predictably – finding life a bit difficult. We at Dogshit Industries endeavor to be of assistance** to...
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